Thursday, October 21, 2004
Is chocolate better than sex?
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex?
1. You can get chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies even when it gone soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate when you are driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
5. You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
6. The word "commitment" doesn't scare chocolate off.
7. You can ask a stranger for a chocolate without getting your face slapped.
8. With chocolate, there is no need to fake it.
9. Chocolate doesn't produce little chocolates nine months later.
10. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
11. Good chocolate is easy to find.
12. One chocolate doesn't get jealous if it sees you having another chocolate.
13. With chocolate, size doesn't matter, it's always good.
Slow Sex
The snail mates only once in its entire life. When it does mate, however, it may take as long as 12 hours to finish the act.
Sex: Cure For Cramps
At Southern Illinois university, a study found that sex provides relief for migraine and cramps. How? The orgasms take the one's mind off the pain.
Sex & Weight Loss
Sex is also a form of physical exercise. Moderate sex burns about 80 calories an hour (that's 20 calories in 15 minutes) and vigorous sex about 90 each hour. While this is good to know, if you are looking to lose weight, another form of aerobic exercise (like running, walking, bicycling, etc.) will burn many calories in the same hour. Of course, there's the fun factor to consider, too.
114 Million Sex Acts, Just For Today (World Health Organization)
Guess what? More than 114 million acts of sex are performed each day around the world. That number is kind of hard to get around your arms, so to speak!
Why Diet Is Better Than Sex
1. You don't have to take off your clothes.
2. A girl can go from diet to diet without feeling guilty.
3. Celery is always hard.
4. You can do it anytime, anywhere.
5. On a diet, you carefully consider everything you put into your mouth.
6. It's good if a diet is over quickly.
7. Dieting doesn't make you pregnant.
8. You can doze off in the middle if you want to.
9. It's okay if your dog watches.
10. You can do it with your bestfriend's husband.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen
The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head, instead of down where it belongs. - D.H. Lawrence
There may be something beter than sex, and there maybe some things worse. But there's nothing exactly like it. W.C. Fields
I don't see much of Alfred anymore, since he got so interested in sex. - Mrs. Alfred Kinsey
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